The Sardonic Tamper
Cynical coffee addict with a penchant for yummy things, humour, and a bitter outlook on life. And your place of humour to make the daily pain of human stupidity go away.
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This is such a bad idea.. I don’t want to watch Freak Show

The fuck. It happened again 😒

All the windows are closed..

Seriously, what the fuck.

My god. My dog and I both watched as my door opened when it had been shut. I went around the house turning on lights to see if anything was there. I found my other dog asleep in my moms room. No one else was awake.. I so creeped out..



Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away


do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u



when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.



I swear my store just keeps the “Temporarily Out” sticker next to the “Skinny Caffé Mocha” so we don’t have to make skinny mocha sauce.

Oh, yeah, actually had that confirmed for me by my store manager today. Alright then.

Anonymous :  how do you even make an iced cappuccino? i was never trained to do that so i literally just make iced lattes on the rare chance someone asks





They don’t exist. What makes a cappuccino a cappuccino is that half of it is foam. Which you can only make in a hot drink.

People are just dumb. And then you get the "But the other store made it for me just the other dayyyyyy" comments. Bullshit. 

(But yes I usually recommend an iced latte for people who ask.)

But there was something about Tim Hortons selling an “Iced Cappuccino.” I think they’re just coffee flavored slurpees or something like that. 

You fucked up, Canada. 

My sm showed me the recipe card for it, says it’s been around a while

First: Tim’s Iced Capps are delicious, if not a terrible misnomer. (But really, where does “frappuccino” come from? I think “frozen cappuccino,” so I don’t think Starbucks can claim to be any better.) Being in Canada, a lot of people order iced capps from us, and we usually recommend a caramel, caffe vanilla or just plain coffee frappuccino, because that’s the closest thing Starbucks offers.

Second, Starbucks has technically had a recipe for an “iced cappuccino” for years. It’s an iced latte with steamed milk foam on top. It’s disgusting and I talk every customer out of it.

This one time I was explaining an iced cappuccino to a customer and made it. She loved it and I questioned all her decisions in life


World’s youngest mayor: 15-year-old teenage girl in Palestine
A 15-year-old Palestinian girl took office as the mayor of a West Bank town and became the youngest person in the world to occupy this position.As part of an initiative to empower youth and involve them in the decision-making process, Bashaer Othman will be the mayor of the town of Allar in the city of Tulkarm in the northwestern West Bank for two months.Othman is in charge of all matters related to the municipality of Allar and which include supervising employees and signing all official documents with the exception of financial ones.

Othman is working under the supervision of elected mayor Sufian Shadid who expressed his enthusiasm for the teengar’s appointment as a step towards supporting youth.“There are many ways of supporting youth other than financial means. First, we should make sure we remove obstacles that might stand in their way and with determination and perseverance we can do so,” he said. For Othman, the new position constitutes a major challenge that she is hoping she can be up to.“I want to go through this experience in order to be able to share it with other youth so that they can be prepared for running state institutions in the future,” she said.