The Sardonic Tamper
Cynical coffee addict with a penchant for yummy things, humour, and a bitter outlook on life. And your place of humour to make the daily pain of human stupidity go away.
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  • Customer: Excuse me! My coffee is cold as I just poured an exuberantly large amount of cream into it, and must've let it sit here for about twenty minutes while loudly talking on my phone. Can you kindly please just go ahead and pop that into the microwave I know you have hidden back around there somewhere..Thank you deary!
  • Me: 😒👏💩
  • Customer: Excuse me! My coffee is cold as I just poured an exuberantly large amount of cream into it, and must've let it sit here for about twenty minutes while loudly talking on my phone. Can you kindly please just go ahead and pop that into the microwave I know you have hidden back around there somewhere..Thank you deary!
  • Me: 😒👏💩
listenicanhearthevoice :  I just had this guy come into my store and order a coffee. ONE coffee. He put his cream and sugar into it and then came back and asked for a tray. Alright... That's weird, but I gave him one. Next thing I know he's saying the coffee's cold. I give him a fresh one and go to take the 'cold' one but he goes off like 'can't I keep it?' After arguing with him about it, I finally said fuck it. I can't deal with this shit. I wanted to punch his smug face.

hateyoualatte:

It blows my mind how needy and annoying some people are, yet they have somehow managed to survive this long. 
Holy hell. 

hateyoualatte:

hateyoualatte:

Is anyone else the weird one out of all their coworkers? 

Why does this have so many notes? Holy Jesus!
Anonymous :  Oh my God, how can people be so rude to you guys?? Just reading through some of these makes me nauseous. You'll don't deserve that!

hateyoualatte:

This is why I roll my eyes hard when people say “burger flippers and coffee pourers don’t deserve $15 an hour”

Unfortunately it is socially acceptable to treat these workers are sub human and it is perfectly fine to treat them horribly and disregard that the are actually, in fact, human, with real human lives and real human emotions and real human thoughts and concerns and feelings. 

Fucking asshats

Reasons I Like Fall

1. Salted Caramel Mochas
2. The colours
3. Sweater Weather
4. Excuse to drink chai lattes/more tea
5. No more Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccinos

When you want a cup of coffee but you’re on your period 😔☕️😭

(Caffeine makes the pain worse..)

eternalyouthco:

Eternal Youth Co.
Photo by: Evan Perigo
Reasons I Don’t Like Fall

1. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
2. Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos
3. Pumpkin Spice Steamers
4. Pumpkin Spice Cappuccinos
5. Pumpkin Spice Everything

venticupofmeh:

i didn’t drink coffee on national coffee day

what kind of coffee enthusiast/blogger AM I

mooseburp:

so my manager scheduled me for seven days in a row. I don’t have enough polos and khaki pants to last me that time

Why is this my life
  • Me: I have a doppio espresso con panna on the bar
  • Customer: Excuse me where is my drink? I'm pretty sure I ordered first!
  • Me: I'm sorry sir; what did you order?
  • Customer: 2 shots of espresso with some whipped cream on top!
  • Me: ...........
Hazelnut Macchiato Lady

baristashavefeelings:

There’s this lady. She comes in everyday and orders a grande nonfat hazelnut macchiato.

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coffee-tea-and-sympathy:

Sweet october by Marika
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not