whether or not to purchase the new Alt-j album This Is All Yours (on vinyl)
I’m like 98% sure I accidentally put dairy in a drink that was supposed to be made lactose-free and I still feel guilty about it. That was 5 hours ago.
Yassssssss. I feel you. I have a college degree, but not in coffee. People come in and treat us like we are “less than” and it is disgusting. I am so grateful that I work in customer service because it has taught me how to treat others with respect. I just don’t get it. WE ARE SERVING YOU. Why would you be a dick?
Lesson: treat others how you would like to be treated.
Or.. Don’t be a dick.
One of my favorite parts in being a barista is breaking peoples hearts and totally ruining them like when someone is ordering and they say “I want something decaffeinated, so I’ll have a chai.” Oh boy do I have news for you.
- DTO: Good morning, when can I get started for you?
- Customer: Can I get a PSL?
- Me, DTO and DTB: ............
"I saw on Pinterest that you could…"
(and how my face looked, probably)
"what’re you going to make for me today baby?"
"you can make it as creamy as you want"
"just stick your finger in it to sweeten it"
"make it extra you….extra hot”
"you probably make some very lucky man coffee every morning at home, right?"
"how bout you tell me your name and a number too?”
— Confession #20 (via thebaristaconfessional)